Chumma Lollu!

Husband: En manaivi romba TV parkira doctor.
Doctor: Entha alavukku??
Husband: Current cut aanalum TV-i Torch adichu paarkira doctor!!

What is the difference between Love marriage & Arranged marriage?
First one is Tharkolai..and the next one is Thittamitta kolai

Patient: Doctor vaithu vali, porukka mudiyala doctor.
Doctor: Vaithu valikirappa yaen neenga porukka poreenga????

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

Man: Doctor en wifekku peyi pudichirukku..
Doctor: eppadi sollureenga???
Man: munnadi kalakalannu sirichava ippo lakalakalakanu sirikkira..!

Vijayakanth: Andha TV mela case podanum..
Thondan: Ean thalaiva??
Vijayakanth: Nama katchi arambichadha Vilayattu seidhigal-la potrukkan..

Sardar Son: O God! Please make Newyork the capital of Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam...

Why are Egyptian's children always confused??
Because after death, their daddy becomes the Mummy!!

Sardar1: Train kandupidichadu nallatha pochu..
Sardar2: yaen??
Sardar1: illaina thandavalam yellam veena poirukkum...!!