The most abusive relationship!

If there is one relationship that I have to label as the "Most abusive relationship", it is undoubtedly the guy-girl relationship. If you are thinking that the person abused is the girl, then the current year is 1827. Please use a time machine to get ahead to 2006. This, I say, from just 'observing' things happening around me for the past 24 years!

The object, hitherto known as the "most abused commodity on earth", refers to the boy/guy/man. The beginning. Guys generally fall "head over heels" for the girl. There is no other way that they have known, since the time dinosaurs were playing hide-and-seek. Further research on identifying new ways have hit the road block. Guy then proceeds to worship the girl. Changes the "Temple" entry in his cell phone, to the girls hand phone number. Starts deleting his guy friends number one by one. Hangs a plate around his neck with the letters "I love you" ; girl sees the same plate and accidentally misreads it as "Abuse me". And she is more than happy to do that. Guy voluntarily and willingly does all these actions, not necessarily in the same order - picks her up from her house, drops her back after college, showers her with gifts, complements on her looks, feeds her ego, feeds her, always pays everywhere for everything, checks on her regularly to see if she is doing fine, does her laundry cause she feels tired and not-in-the-mood-to-do-laundry, lends a patient ear to hear her "politely" biatch her roomies, complements her cooking skills (this after she makes hot water and serves bisuits with tea), complements her dress sense, worries for her, protects her, babies her and what not!? Even God takes pity on that guy after seeing all this from heaven. All this to just get the girl. And when finally he confesses his love, girl conveniently replies that she is not looking for love right now and has always treated him "just like another friend". Yeah right. Another friend who just stopped living his life and started living yours. Girl continues to treat him as a "friend" and continues to get all dirty work done. Guy hopes that girl will change her mind one day and continues to be "willingly abused at all costs". If the guy manages to get that/any girl at that/any time in the future, he will have to continue to perform all these services. And much more to retain her, cause he knows that there are many other men like him in this world who dont respect themselves enough. Girl knows the power she has in the relationship. She was/is/will always remain in the drivers seat. And she will continue to cruelly treat the poor guy before/after marriage too. Girl treats him/ their kids/ their everything according to her terms and conditions. Of course guy accepts the terms and conditions well before marriage. Like how we accept the 7315 pages of terms and conditions, after carefully reading each and every word listed, and proceed to install any Software on the computer. The rules and agreements that she lists for him, ofcourse does not apply for her. She makes them, she breaks them. Guys are not given the liberty to make or break rules. They are just allowed to follow rules. Guy is very consciously programmed to be in the be-anywhere-do-anything-at-everywhere mode at the snap of her fingers. Guy should expect nothing in return from the relationship or from her, except what the girl decides to "offer" him. Take it or leave it situation for life. Guy realises his mistake now - zillion years after he first met her. Curses himself so much and waits for the sweet release of death. But atleast he knows that he has a window seat reserved for him in heaven. Thinking about it gives him a smile - for the first time in 35 years! Guy's life, dog's life, wutever!

This post is dedicated to a (ex)friend of mine who conveniently forgot the very existence of me and our other friends, after he willingly became a henpecked boyfriend. All just to have that girl in his life. My heart goes out to you/other guys in similar positions. No girl is worth any of this sh*t. Absolutely no one. Not even your mothers when they were in their 20's. Guys should stop doing all this and have more self worth. Respect yourself much more. Stop doing anything just for the sake of having anybody-remotely-looking-like-a-girl in your life. A girl that likes you for the person that you are, and respects you as much as you respect her, and loves you equally, will never expect you to do all these for her in the first place. Just realise that. You will be better off and the world will be a better place!