Over 18 pls!

1. Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.


2. Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"8, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!


4. Wife: Who's that woman who is staring at us?
Hubby: Shhhh. I wud have a tough time explaning to her tomorow who u are...


5. When does skin meet skin, Hair meet hair & Balls disappear. Think.....
Answer: U dirty mind.... it happens when u blink ur eyes!


6. What's the height of innocence?
A 12 year old girl applying pimples cream on her breast!


7. Woman asked a man who is travelling with six children, are these kids all urs??
No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.


8. Bride's dad hands a note to the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE".
Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".


9. A girl phoned me the otherday and said "Come on over, there is nobody home".
I went over, Nobody was home.


10. Teacher: Why cows look depressed when they are milked?
Student: Ma'am, if someone presses ur b**** for 2hrs & doesnt f*** u, then how would you feel??


11. Do u know the full form of " BANGALORE".
Boys Asking for Naked Girls At Low Rate Everyday.


12. She took off his pant gently & whispered "make me a woman".
He smiled & threw the pant at her and said, GO WASH IT!!!.


13. Son asks difference between confidence and confidential, Dad says, you are my son, im confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats confidential!


14. 1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex.
2nd sardar: When did u go?
1st sardar: Not me, my wife went, she told me.


15. What do u call a prostitute, wife & girl friend in mobile language...
Prepaid, Postpaid & Demo card.


16. Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time; we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom: ##??!!

17. Difference between Good & Bad Girls.
Good Girls open a few buttons in hot atmosphere. But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.


18. Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: What to do yaar, my wife still keeps getting pregnant.


19. Husband and Wife are just like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures, the vehicle cant move further. So intelligent men always carry a stepney with them!!

(Source: Unknown!)

P**N!

PORN - what we never literally had in the pre-internet world. It is available absolutely free of cost in most websites and people worldwide have access to it, uninterrupted! There have always been debates about it and means of controlling its evergrowing reach. Parents freakout at the very thought of their school/college going offspring falling prey to it. They might not have to fear as much, but realize that it is a process of growing up.

Watching porn, however seldom or frequent, does not affect grown adults as much as it does adolescents. I have not heard stories of someone's life being ruined because of porn - people dont often turn school dropouts, college dropouts, office dropouts - nor do they turn in to sex-maniacs or 24x7 porn addicts! There are always exceptions, and as always, they can never be taken as examples. People who even longed to see porn for the first few times, get drastically disinterested in it after a while ('While' may range between few days to few decades!). After all, how long can anything keep an individual perenially interested in it? Porn is no different - plus there is no inquisitiveness that remains after seeing it a few times and it does not satisfy more than one sense! Too much theory is kinda over-burdening too!! Also what (if any) role porn directly or indirectly plays in rape/sexual abuse can never be actually determined; but can be much debated about. And the awareness it creates sometimes can be its rare positive as well, in certain situations!

The male and the female of the human species have androgens and estrogens, but the male hormone is primarily the androgen (testosterone) and the primary female hormone being estrogen. Studies have shown that there is a better correlation between sexual desire and testosterone levels in the body (female as well), compared to estrogen levels. Studies have also shown that the amount of testosterone in the male body can be roughly 30 times as much in the female body. Not twice, not thrice, not ten times, not even twenty, but THIRTY damn times! See the point?

Not surprisingly, the intended audience always seem to be young men for the porn film makers. Not many openly admit to seeing/watching porn, be it guys or girls. Statistics and surveys about frequent porn surfers may provide biased opinions against a particular sex or a particular age group; but the truth will never be known...